|2000+ calories is way too much for a little thing like you dear!! i think 1200 sounds like a better number (:|
oh my gahhhhd some idiots
hahahaha people suck.
|Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha|
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
I deserve love.
I deserve this life.
I am stronger than my past.
I am stronger than the dark.
I am glory.
I am light.
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Cool ghoul has a chill day.
until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.
THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.
American public school in one post
Why do they always want to go outside?!
because we are locked inside a building for 8 hours 5 days a week for 180 days of the year
I LOVE HOW THE GUYS ARE JUST ALL BROODING/CONSTIPATED
AND SCARLETT’S JUST ALL PERKY CHEERLEADER
Chris Evans with a beard…I approve!
I had already drafted it by the time I realised that you were probably talking about a different Captain Jack…